Saturday, 7 April 2012

The Fiercest Easter Egg Competition in the World - Part 2

A few days ago I had a little look at my previous blog posts and I was astounded to see that one of them had thousands and thousands of hits.  I couldn't believe it but apparently The Fiercest Easter Egg Competition in the World has been viewed by thousands of viewers.

Maybe they were like me and were searching for inspiration on the web to try and find an idea for decorating an egg for Easter. 

For those of you who don't know my children's Sunday School has an egg decorating contest every year and it's fiercely contested.

So, this years effort will be - Shrek and Fiona.
The colour of Shrek and Fiona isn't exactly perfect but it will do!

Last years effort was the Mr Men - Mr Bump and Mr Tickle to be precise.


My own personal favourite from years gone by is Finding Nemo - you have NO idea how long this took.  If I remember rightly this was attempt number ten!

My second favourite is probably Happy Feet.  If you look closely you'll see one of the penguins about to fall over!

And the final one I'll show you is Ratatouille.  You might see a theme running through here of kids films.  I'm not quite sure how that's happened, but as long as the kids are happy to keep competing I'll keep trying to be creative and dream up a new idea.

So the secret of a good egg??????

Is car spray paint.  Remember, you heard it here first!  And as for the white stripes on Nemo, that was white hammerite paint.  The things you'll do for your kids...............

Monday, 2 April 2012

Jodi Picoult at the Mitchell Library

Tonight I went to the Mitchell Library in Glasgow to hear Jodi Picoult talking about her new book Lone Wolf.  What were the first two things I learned
1.  Jodi Picoult is tiny
2.  She is a fabulous speaker
A few of my Romance Novelists Association colleagues had commented a few days ago about Jodi's breakfast television interview where she'd howled like to wolf to promote her book.
Did she howl like a wolf at the Mitchell?
She certainly did!

And she had the audience doing it too!

She spoke for a enthusiastically about her research for this book.  She spent a long time interviewing Shaun Ellis, a UK man who has lived with wolves.  He taught her about pack behaviour, Alphas, Betas and Omegas and, how to howl like a wolf.  And she picked three audience volunteers to help demonstrate this!

She also read a passage from her new book Lone Wolf about a brother and sister trying to decide whether their comatose father should live or die.  The connection with wolves?  Their father had spent a year living with a pack of wolves.  He was a larger than life character, who is now trapped in a hospital bed hooked up to machines.

Jodi's not afraid to tackle the hard subjects in her books - indeed, that's what she's famous for.  She answered a number of audience questions too.

On the film ending to Her Sister's Keeper - she likened it to a child growing up well and living a good life and another child growing up and deciding to be a prostitute.  She learned a lot about selling book rights.  When she sold the book, she spoke to the producers about the importance of the ending.  When a director was picked, she spoke to him about the importance of not changing the ending - he agreed, he'd read the book.  Then one day, someone emailed her and asked her what she thought about the ending of her book being changed in the film.  Up until that point, the director had been on the phone to her every week, he'd always told her if he made any changes he'd let her know.  Instead, he stopped taking her calls.  When she went down to the film set - she was thrown off the set.   And overall - she's glad the film with the poor ending didn't do that well.
I can remember the collective gasp in the audience when I sent to see that film.  The lights went up and everyone was frozen in their seats saying - WHAT? !!!!!!

On Sing You Home her book on gay rights.  She's had more hate mail for that book than all her others put together.  Very sad as Jodi as a son who is gay and very supportive of him.

On writing in multiple points of view - she does this to challenge the reader.  To prod them, so to speak on why they believe certain things.  To show all sides of the story.  When she first read a newspaper story about parents suing in the US after having a disabled child, saying if they'd known they would have aborted the child, she was horrified and thought it was a disgusitng attitude.  Then she wondered why she thought that.  That thought became Handle with Care, her book about a child with brittle bone disease.  In the US medical costs are exceptional, in order to care for a child with special needs some parents have to resort to measures others would find distasteful.  That includes suing their medical team for money that can be used to help support their child. 

On which book was her favourite to write - Second Glance because of the research she got to do on paranormal activities!

On what she reads for pleasure - Alice Hoffman.

Jodi was an excellent speaker.  She also has a second book out this year which she co-wrote with her daughter.  It's a teenage book called Between the Lines.

Now I'm off to read Lone Wolf............

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Stuck in the middle with you

So here I am.  Being a bad blogger.

I do have an excuse.  I was wiped out for an entire week by a horrible bug.  On the upside I lost 10lbs in a week and have spent the last two weeks trying to eat my way back to happiness.
On the downside I lost valuable writing time.  And valuable reading time.  Honestly I couldn't even read a book in the week that I was sick.  I spent the week sleeping with a haze of Diagnosis Murder playing in the background.  A girls gotta love Dick Van Dyke.

So that means my cruise ship story has suffered somewhat.  The not-so shiny partial has skipped its way off to my editor, along with a note saying "chapter three is rubbish, isn't it?"

And I've almost reached the midway point in my story.  Trouble is, I keep going back and looking at what I've written.  I don't normally do that.  I normally write my way to the end and then go back.  Changing things, bringing scenes forward, pushing scenes back.

What I always discover (or more importantly what my critique partners always discover) is that things that are in my head haven't translated their way on to my page.

I'm very guilty of this.  I expect everyone reading my stories - critique partners and editors alike - to switch on and fully engage their telepathic powers.

Because I know it should be on the page.  I know how this story is going to pan out.  The fact it hasn't appeared on the page - to clarify it to everyone else - is just a minor discrepancy.

So I often get a little comment inserted by a critique partner saying "What??????"

Ooops.

I feel as if the cruise ship story is kind of in this place right now.  I think I've taken until Chapter Five to reveal my hero's deep dark awful secret conflict.  And yes, I do know it should be obvious from Chapter One.  Or at least the seeds should be planted there......and right now, they're not!

Oh dear.  So I'm stuck in the middle.  Because there is no point going on until I go back and sort all this.

So everyone singalong with me

"Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you."

Thursday, 15 March 2012

What's in a name? Blogging elsewhere

Today I'm over at the Pink Heart Society talking about What's in a Name?  Come and join me!

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Three things at once

I'm currently being pulled in three different directions.

  1. I'm waiting to hear back on my Christmas revisions.  Is my editor happy with the story?  Or does she want further changes?
  2. The author alterations for A Bond Between Strangers - my September book are due to hit.  This book is part of a duet with Anne Fraser and because we wrote these books out of synch there are quite a few amendments to be made.  Author alterations usually involve checking grammar, missing words or wrong names and run to about 2 pages.  These will probably run to about 12!
  3. I'm ready to start the cruise ship book.  In fact the cruise ship book is already written.  But then it's not.  I wrote another cruise ship book 3 years ago.  So I have the research.  I have the character profiles.  But I'm starting again from scratch.  This will be completely different story.  The ship will just be going on the same route!
When I'm writing a story I like to stay in that story.  I become immersed in it and don't really want to be pulled out.  So I'm itching to get started on the cruise ship, but would prefer it if my author alterations and any further revisions were out of the way first.

Then I can really focus on the story I want to write.

In the meantime here is the cover for my May story West Wing to Maternity Wing!  I've escaped the orange writing and got some groovy purple!



Tuesday, 31 January 2012

It's going to be a very busy year......

So now that Christmas and New Year are distant memories, my house has started to resume of semblance of normality, the kids are back at school and have activities every night of the week, I've decided to take stock.  And plan ahead.



Lots of things I'm doing this year are fun.  I'm going to the RNA Summer Party on 17 May in London.  And I'm organised, I've booked my flights and hotel so I will definitely be there.  I'm up for the Joan Hessayon Award as my first published novel went through the New Writers Scheme.  I don't think I'll win - I've seen the other nominees, but I'm looking forward to going.  Hoping to see Natalie Rivers and India Grey and lead them astray...  I'm also hoping I'll get the opportunity to go and see Mills and Boon headquarters in Richmond, now that would be cool!

July is the conference at Penrith, which I'm hoping to drive to - I may never be seen again as I don't have the best sense of direction in the world.  But my other half and I drove down to Blencowe Hall in Cumbria in November and that didn't seem too far away. My place is reserved, I'll be in a room near to Natalie and India again, and I will hopefully meet the minxes!

Finally September is the Mills and Boon Author lunch in London again and as I had such a good time last year I will definitely be going again. (In between all this I have a "football" weekend in a dodgy caravan with my 7 yr old in May, a family holiday on a cruise ship in July and a girls weeked in Edinburgh in November which I haven't told my other half about yet!)

I also have three lovely books to write for Mills and Boon this year.  The first is submitted and awaiting revisions, the second is almost planned and the third?  Ask me about that in October!

I've also agreed to be an editor at the Pink Heart Society this year and write a monthly column for them.  I will also be blogging at Tote Bags 'n' Blogs a few times this year.

All this a day job, 2 lively kids and a beloved other half.  Time?  Who needs it!!!!






Monday, 16 January 2012

So near and yet so far....

I'm in the last fifth of my Christmas story.  I've finally hit the 40,000 word mark and I do know what's going to happen in the next two chapters.  I just want someone else to write it for me.
It's quite sad as I really, really wanted to write a Christmas story for Mills and Boon.  In fact I begged!

But part of my issue is the book I've written previously.  Book 4 shot out of my fingers like wildfire.  I don't know where it came from.  It's part of a duet with Anne Fraser and I've just been given a title for it The Bond Between Strangers.

It seemed to have a life all of its own.  I wrote everyday and couldn't stop.  It wouldn't let me.  I loved my characters and they spoke to me constantly.

This book has been like wading through treacle.

The beginning came easily, my partial went to my editor who gave me some pointers which have been amended accordingly.  It's just the rest of it that's been the problem.

But I know I'm not the only one.  Two books I've read recently have had interesting dedications that made me feel as if I'm not alone.  Barbara Wallace's The Heart of a Hero which read To my editors - for being so patient while I worked to get this story just right, and Trish Wylie's The Inconvenient Laws of Attraction which read - For everyone who kept me from hitting the ground until I remembered how to fly again.

So I am absolutely determined to finish this week.  1500 words a day will do it.

And off I go....

Anyone else had a treacle like book??